Funny Short Baby Jokes and Watermelon Baby Picture!

Funny Jokes About Babies!

• What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ?Infantry !
• What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?A cry for Alp !
• Why does a mother carry her baby?The baby can’t carry the mother.
• Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue?Because they can’t dress themselves.
• What do baby pythons play with? Rattle-snakes.
• What is a baby bee? A little humbug.
• How did the witch almost lose her baby? She didn’t take it far enough into the woods.
• Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food? He wanted something to get his teeth into.
• My new baby is the image of his father. Never mind. just so long as he’s healthy.
• What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other.
• It can’t go on! It can’t go on! What can’t go on? This baby’s vest ? it’s too small for me.

Funny Baby Eating a Watermelon!

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Funny Jokes about Fairy Tales!

Hilarious Short Fairy Tale Jokes

• Question. What does a wicked witch like to read in the newspaper?
  A. Her horror scope! 
• Question. Why was Cinderella such a lousy baseball player?
  Answer. She had a pumpkin for a coach!
• Question. Why were the giant's fingers only eleven inches long?
  Answer. Because if they were twelve inches long, they'd be a foot!
• Question. What do frog princes like to eat with their hamburgers?
  Answer. French flies.
• Question. What would you get if you crossed the Snow Queen with a vampire?
  Answer. Frost bite!
• Question. Why are the wicked witch twins so confusing?
  Answer. It's hard to tell which witch is which! LOL!
• Question. What's Snow White's brother's name?
  Answer. Egg White! Get the yolk? Hilarious!
• Question. Did you hear the sad news that all of the California raisins are dead?
  Answer. All the police know so far is that it is a cereal killer... Hahaha!
• Question. What do you call the best student at Unicorn school?
  Answer. The "A"corn.
• Question. What do Unicorns use for money?
  Answer. Corn "Bread."
• Question. What's big, savage, and goes "shhhhhhhhhhhhh".
  Answer. Conan the Librarian. Very funny!
• Question. Why do dragons sleep all day?
  Answer. So they can fight knights!
• Question.Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team?
  Answer. She always ran away from the ball! Funny joke!
• Question. What would you get if you crossed the ugly duckling with a cow?
  Answer. Milk and quackers.

Funny fairy tale picture

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Funny Marriage Business Joke!

Dad: I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No!
Dad: The girl is Bill Gates' daughter.
...Son:Then okay.
Dad goes to Bill Gates.
...Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates: No!
Dad: My son is the CEO of World Bank.
Bill Gates:Then okay.
Dad goes to the president of World Bank.
Dad: Appoint my son as CEO.
President: No!
Dad: He is the son in law of Bill Gates.
President: Then ok.
This is BUSINESS!

The Business of Marriage!

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The BEST Funny Christmas Jokes!

Hilarious Christmas Funny Jokes!

• I wanna tell you what kind of luck I’ve got.
  If this year I cornered the mistletoe market they’d postpone Christmas.
• Romeo: What would it take to make you kiss me under the mistletoe?
  Juliette: An anaesthetic.
• Darren remembers accompanying
  his father out shopping in the toy department
  of Hamleys one Christmas Eve.
• Question: What was wrong with the boy’s brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?
  Answer: Forty feet of track – all straight!
• Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas?
  No, you can have turkey like everyone else
• Why do Mummies like Christmas so much?
  Because of all the wrapping!

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Funny Art Jokes and Funny Art Picture!

Art Funny Jokes

• What is a boxer combined with an artist?- Mohammed Dali
• What did the painter say when he was at the dentist?- Matisse hurt
• What is an American sketch?-Yankee Doodle....  LOL!
• Fred thought he was a great artist. His professor said his artworks were so awful it was amazing he could actually draw breath.
• The Mona Lisa was charged by the police with fraud, stealing, and murder,-They found out she was framed!
• What is a mix of a kebab and artist?- Donnertello
• The starving artist said he made more money drawing unemployment than as an artist.
• Why did artist owe big bills?- He had no Monet!

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